They are the Awesome Dudes Club. Their bylaws include that Awesome Dudes Are Polite. Their motto is Dudes Don't Die. Their logo is d^3. Cora Duncan ian Danny ivan Alex all members. Alex convinced Ian that german cassette tapes are laser weapons. Danny and Alex were racing around with a hobby horse reindeer and spy goggles while Ian played an eastern european dirge on the melodica.
When I asked if the piece he played had a name he said "i can only play it with one hand." When i said yes but does it have a name? He said "that IS its name!!! 'I can only play it with one hand!'"